May 2013
goforeverforworseorbetter:
goodbye-old-friend:
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
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highfunctioning-homosapien:
I hate in destiel fics where they describe Cas as being like thin and pale.
like have you seen Misha
Also don’t ask me where I found this photo…
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winchesticle:
dirtyovercoats:
so they have a firing range in the bunker
season 9 spoilers: Dean lines himself up against Cas’ back to teach him to shoot
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
thefrankiieffect:
why-thats-absurd:
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
imjohnlocked:
doctorspockspaceman:
tardisbluebird:
I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs.
lock your doors
did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face
The night before sherlock is the doctor who 50th anniversary
HIDE YO KIDS AND HIDE YO TUMBLR CAUSE SHERLOCK IS COMING...
kaalashnikov:
themaus:
onediwreckingmylife:
at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is
to be...
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
thinkingingallifreyan:
potterhead360:
evilkitten42:
My prediction for Doctor Who is that it will be super emotional and then:
D: “My name is John Smith”
C: “What?”
D: “John Smith!”
C: “But that’s your fake name”
D: “No my fake name is John Smith!”
C: “Which is what you just said!”
D: “No it isn’t! I said John Smith!”
And it turns out the TARDIS won’t translate his name properly...
the-whisper-men:
fawkessong:
the-whisper-men:
one of my favorite things in the world is stalking stephanie after she stalks me
I’M GLAD YOU ENJOY IT. SOMEHOW I ENJOY IT TOO EVEN THOUGH PAIN.
let’s face it if you didn’t enjoy pain you wouldn’t be on tumblr/wouldn’t watch half the things you watch ahahaha
True fact
tardisblue-alphared:
i hate how at the start of every story/fairtytale it says ‘there lived a beautiful princess and a brave prince’
because a woman’s worth is dependant on her looks and mans worth is dependant on his bravery/ability to fight
this is what we teach our children in fairy tales. get your act together, world.
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DEAN: Y'know, though we met years ago, sometimes I feel like I hardly know you. You should tell me about your life.
CASTIEL: That's a long story.
DEAN: Then just tell me the important parts.
CASTIEL: On September the eighteenth, 2008, I saved a righteous man from Hell.
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heavenandhellcastiel:
cas is going to have to get the anti-possession tattoo (◕‿◕✿)
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thekingslover:
Cas likes to lay with his ear to Dean’s chest, listening to the steady thumping of his heart and feeling the gentle rise and fall of his breathing. Dean runs his fingers through Cas’ hair, and Cas hums a little. He brings his hand up to twine together with Dean’s, and they fall asleep like that - wrapped up in one another, breathing, happy.
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the-whisper-men:
one of my favorite things in the world is stalking stephanie after she stalks me
I’M GLAD YOU ENJOY IT. SOMEHOW I ENJOY IT TOO EVEN THOUGH PAIN.
Wait a second...
liftmyeyes121:
elemesy:
Remember in “The God Complex ” when the Doctor looked in the room that held his greatest fear?
He looked in the room and said
“Who else?”
WHO ELSE
WHO
*crying*
omg
What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: On Saturday, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Supernatural will all be on hiatus and I don't know if I can deal with that.
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ponies-and-politics:
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
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friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
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apinchofsanity:
John Hurt
I hurt
You hurt
We all hurt
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the-whisper-men:
Wanna know what my favorite thing about the Doctor is? well you’ll know anyway
Since the Doctor time travels, even when he’ll be dead he’ll still be alive, because he’s everywhere in time and space. So you could ask for the Doctor’s help and either one of them 13 doctors could come to the rescue, whether you’re at the beginning or the end of the universe.
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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
rowanandphoenixfeather:
cockringtoss:
in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict
it is made of condoms
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Can I just say. My sister is my favorite person on this earth. Despite being 6 years younger than me, she and I have the best conversations, and she’s so mature, yet so immature in the best ways and I just love her so much.
I miss her like crazy.
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also i really need to go though my likes and queue everything. I’ve found that when I’m on mobile I tend to like instead of reblog and it’s a problem
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pingustolemysanity:
imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
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bluewriters:
hacheload:
cronusempire:
steven-moffat:
grim-bark-tier:
lordwhat:
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT...
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THERE ARE LIKE 6 PEOPLE THAT I REALLY WANT TO STALK YOUR BLOG RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN’T CAUSE I HAVE TO LEAVE TUMBLR FOR NOW AND SLEEP
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forever:
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
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slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
evil-overlordess:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
